So my solution for this has been to try each day while I am at work to come up with really random short raps. This task has not gone so very well- until today.
I hit GOLD!
And since you people are the ones that have had the pleasure to experience my unique propensity for lyricism, I decided you should be the first that I share this with.
Some background information first:
If you remember, at Splash we have a code, AFR, which stands for Accidental Fecal Release, a funny joke just within itself. However, we have been experiencing a high level of these AFR's lately and so when they happen, all of the lifeguards on the Lazy River or the Aqua Play (kiddie area) get to take a 20 minute breather and just sit and chill. Unfortunately, I now hope for an AFR so I can sit and just chat with someone because it gets really lonely when you are just left to your own thoughts! I was inspired today when I realized I was chanting, as I walked, "take a poo in the river, please" because I just wanted to sit! And this is what came out of it....
Take a poo in the river or the aqua play
Take a poo in the river or the aqua play
It's ok, you don't even have to say,
Just take a poo in the river or the aqua play.
We'll call it an "Accident" and scoop it right out
Then close for 20 minutes while the feces filters out
As children complain and parents restrain
A Routine maintenence is how we'll explain.
Take a poo in the river or the aqua play
It's ok, you don't even have to say,
Just take a poo in the river or the aqua play.
We'll call it an "Accident" and scoop it right out
Then close for 20 minutes while the feces filters out
As children complain and parents restrain
A Routine maintenence is how we'll explain.
it's definitely a work in progress, but I've got all summer... and hopefully a few more AFR's!
K-stes that is hilarious! When I worked at my community pool some of the guards would actually go poo in the pool so we could close it... yeah it was gross and they eventually got in trouble... after having several afternoons off.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! that is gross. i hope for poo at my pool too =) that and thunder and lightening...the two reasons we clear the pool! haha.
ReplyDeletek stes i love that you're lifeguarding because the pool i work at is my life during the summer...its just fun that you're working at a pool too.
Haha beautiful. And creepy...you pool people have had too much sun, you're crazy! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI can attest to the fact that Katie looks like she could be middle-eastern at this point. Also, please join with me in laughing at her for getting burnt after like 1 hour of sun OUTSIDE of working at the pool :)
ReplyDeletethank you everyone...
ReplyDeleteexcept Tyler, my ONLY choice for a friend this summer.
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